ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
