Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
your room smells of hookers.
And success
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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