turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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