You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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