I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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