Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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