stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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