yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I know her cup size but not her name....
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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