This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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