thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
this hospital has no fireball
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
there is glitter all over my balls
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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