The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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