Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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