do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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