Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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