I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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