Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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