ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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