To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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