you win again, gameday.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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