It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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