you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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