I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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