East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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