SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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