The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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