So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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