Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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