yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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