I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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