I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
