found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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