why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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