Having a random hookup so left but love u
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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