I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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