Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
