Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
