just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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