dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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