i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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