When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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