he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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