I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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