I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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