none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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