Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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