I think my vagina is haunted
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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