She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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