whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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