so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
