The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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