Say something about gay babies.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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